My neighbour is a lunatic
I live in a condo, so technically I have a lot of neighbours. And I guess if you think about it then it would only make sense that some of my neighbours would be crazy lunatics but this story is only about one of them.
Every time I see this woman in the elevator she is bitching about something. She says she has been in the building since the beginning and the place is a shit-hole. I want grab the woman and say, “If it is a shit-hole then why are you still living here?”
So any ways, a couple of mornings this week we left the parking lot at the same time. Yesterday a km or 2 from our place she started to merge into my lane without signaling right into the front of my car. I honked and slowed down so she can continue further down the road away from me but I know that as long as she is in the same building as me, there will be another day and another possible confrontation with my neighbour who is a lunatic.
May 2, 2008 at 12:56 pm
Next time, let the bitch hit your car. She’s at fault for not signalling. And go through insurance. Don’t let her try to get out of it. Remember, you can be smug about the whole thing. She’s at fault.
And think about this: if you think she’s a lunatic, then probably, she is and other neighbours in the building think so too. Use the condo board to get her forced out of the building.
May 2, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Why don’t you just flat out ask next time complainy pants is in the elevator with you. Say, “why don’t you move if you dislike it here so much”?
May 2, 2008 at 10:26 pm
I agree with Miss Ash. Call her out on it. I can’t stand people who constantly complain… and don’t get me started on horrible drivers.
May 2, 2008 at 10:31 pm
I am considering it. You have to understand I am a very nice person and do I really need to make an enemy of this woman?