One Hit Wonders
That is the name of a 3-pitch team I joined. The captain of the team is an ex-baseball teammate from 5 years ago. He isn’t very organized and lets people just pick whatever position in the field. This lead to some horrible results. He did put me in the leadoff position which was surprising. On the first pitch I saw, I hit a home run to RF. My next two at-bats weren’t as impressive as I popped out and hit a screamer down the 3rd base line that could have been a home run if it wasn’t called foul. I only played two or three innings in the field, I didn’t have the ball hit to me once. One inning when I was sitting off I was standing in the doorway of the dugout hands in my pockets leaning a bit on the fence. A female teammate was standing behind me. She is a cutie: tall, blonde, from the Netherlands. Any ways, a ball is hit to the shortstop who throws it to first. I see the 1st baseman start to reach and then I see the ball just going over his glove. My hands are in my pockets, I don’t have time to catch the ball. I barely have time to dodge it… if i wanted to. I took the hit to protect the girl behind me. It hit me in the left elbow. It didn’t swell much because I iced it but it still stings. I think I am going to get to know this girl better.
May 9, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Bob, always willing to take one for the team. Just so long as the teammate is do-able.
May 9, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Hehe, good call Bob. I can guarantee you’d have had zero chances with her if you had let her get hit.
She can always die her hair red, right?
May 9, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Of course!
So Grace are you really done trying to solve WIGSF’s music game? If not we could always try another trade!
May 9, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Finally it came to me. A woman from the Netherlands. Dude, play your cards right and maybe you get to visit her nether regions.
May 9, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Took you that long? At least you created your own joke and didn’t go with the one from Friends.
May 9, 2008 at 3:47 pm
I haven’t concentrated on identifying any of the songs yet, but as a first reaction… it’s not looking too good for me. If there are any that you’re missing, let me know and I’ll be glad to give you my thoughts on it.
May 9, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I already am working with Maxie (that is assuming she messages me back), I was thinking a trade with you. I don’t want to whore myself out like WIGSF claimed last week.
May 10, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I’ll see. I may give it a try.