Toronto Maple Leaf Jokes

I can not take credit for any of these, I heard them on the radio this morning:

Q: What do the Toronto Maple Leafs, Toronto Blue Jays and the Toronto Raptors all have in common?

A: None of them know how to play hockey.


Q: If Hamilton gets the Phoenix Coyotes, what will Toronto want?

A: Their own NHL team.


Q: When the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup, what will be the first thing their fans will do?

A: Turn off the X-Box.

4 Responses to “Toronto Maple Leaf Jokes”

  1. DarcKnyt Says:

    Not bad, not bad at all! I’ll have to see if I can post these with Chicago team names instead of Toronto team names. I bet I’ll get a lot of hits then.

  2. DarcKnyt Says:

    Oh, and one of the posts in the “Possibly related posts” section down here under your entry has a bunch of good ones too!

  3. grace Says:

    Hehe, priceless! Go Sens Go!!!

  4. Leafs Fan Says:

    Hey, come on! Leafs won last night, this means they’re going to win the Cup! Go Leafs.. ah, it’s not happening!

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